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About Lawrence M. Schoen

Lawrence M. Schoen holds a Ph.D. in cognitive psychology, with a special focus in psycholinguistics. He spent ten years as a college professor, and has done extensive research in the areas of human memory and language. His background in the study of the behavior and the mind provide a principal metaphor for his fiction. In 2007 he was a finalist for the Campbell Award for Best New Writer, and in 2010 he was nominated for the Hugo Award for Best Short Story. He currently works as the director of research and chief compliance officer for a series of mental health and addiction treatment facilities. He's also one of the world's foremost authorities on the Klingon language, having championed the exploration of this constructed tongue and lectured on this unique topic throughout the world. He lives just outside of Philadelphia with his wife, Valerie, who is neither a psychologist nor a speaker of Klingon. Photo courtesy N.E. Lilly/GreenTentacles

Stories by Lawrence M. Schoen:

1 . A Buffalito of Mars
by Lawrence M. Schoen
Science Fiction, 18 pages
In the midst of a terraforming effort, the Amazing Conroy travels to Mars to bring his Buffalo Dogs to the aid of an archeological dig that has uncovered an ancient alien artifact.
2 . Cat Futures
by Lawrence M. Schoen
Fantasy, 10 pages
Steven and Amy are a couple of college kids at the beginning of a relationship. They're very fond of each other, and Steven's even thinking things could become serious, but that thought gets put on hold when Amy reveals that her cat, Mr. Buttons, has expressed a desire to speak with him. And it's not just that Mr. Buttons can communicate, no, this a prognosticating cat as well, and he has something to tell Steven about his future.
3 . The Game of Leaf and Smile
by Lawrence M. Schoen
Dark Fantasy, 21 pages
Kjest is a young demon, a Pain Lord whose only talent is winning tourneys and taking his opponents power as his own. A demonic lottery forces Zhole, eldest of the Lords of Disease, from the peace and quiet of his retirement to answer the upstart's challenge. On a Halloween night in a Philadelphia suburb, they will play a game with humans as tokens. Now Zhole, the demon responsible for the plagues that killed half of Europe, must elicit moments of delight and instants of joy from the game pieces, while Kjest strives to have them touch or be touched by leaves, again and again. The demon with the higher count wins not just the other's power, but the souls of the game pieces as well.
4 . Retro-Virus
by Lawrence M. Schoen
Science Fiction, 8 pages
It's 2024, and Marcie, a corporate A.I. employed by the investment firm of Langston, Howard, & Associates, has been infected with a rogue computer virus. It's taken four days, but all her system diagnostics are finally coming back normal. And yet, deep in her digital heart, Marcie now remembers being a flesh and blood human being. Specifically, she remembers being Jean Baptiste Joseph Fourier, a nineteenth century mathematician once appointed by Napoleon to be governor of Lower Egypt. What's an A.I. to do?
5 . Bidding the Walrus
by Lawrence M. Schoen
Science Fiction, 20 pages
Walrus Gideon, head of his own custom cybernetics company is barely getting by. He can undercut his competition on contract bids, but only a few at a time. After all, there's only so much work a two-man operation can take on. That's fine though, until a satisfied customer gives him a gift, an A.Y., or "Artificial You", that thinks it can do whatever Walrus can do, which not only includes bidding on jobs, but making copies of itself, who also then bid on jobs and make copies of themselves, and...

Anthologies containing Lawrence M. Schoen's stories: [view all 24]


SAFE FICTION


AWARDS WEEKEND


The Blue Screen of Death & Other Stories


Stories That Caught My Eye


Whimsical Fantasy


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